The Hills, which remains undefeated, answer 18 unanswered questions

The Hills, which remains undefeated, answer 18 unanswered questions ...

Your straightening iron is hot and ready to shake your side bang into oblivion. A pair of jeans is already laid out on your bed for your evening at Les Deux. You got a shiny going-out top, True Religion low-rise jeans, and a peep-toe pump. This is the kind of LA high life The Hills brought to life on screen. For six beautiful seasons, audiences could not get enough.

Lauren, Heidi, Spencer, and Lo were all drawn back to our love triangle in Season 2; yet, more importantly, how did those sex tape rumors of Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler really get started? What exactly happened to him in Season 2, and why did he wear combat boots to the beach, or why did he never speak above a grave whisper? There''s a lot to stifle.

The Hills: New Beginnings will feature a distinctly different cast, including some of the original cast members. In 2018, Deadline reported that the series will feature a slew of twentysomething friends and prospective entrepreneurs who are coming of age in a very different country. They will navigate the realities of race, class, identity, addiction, and family drama, along with the joys of romance, and becoming self-made in the remote enclave of the Malibu hills.

It will be interesting to see how The Hills'' philosophy will be changed to 2022, but in the meantime, here are just a few questions that remain engulfing the OG Hills fans.

1.How Did They Become Into All Those Clubs Before They Were 21?

While going to all of Los Angeles'' hot clubs, Nightlife was a huge part of The Hills'' magic, but no one ever mentions that everyone in the cast was under 21. How did they get in? Sure, they were cast members on a hit reality TV program, but did they not put MTV into a legal alien territory? How did they keep an eye on the law?

2.What Happened To Jordan & Brian?

We know Jordan and Heidi were stranded together for the first season, but what happened before the fact? We did not get any follow-up, but nothing was ever explained. Despite some rocky moments in the first season, we hope both boys are doing well today.

3.What Happened To The Dog Jordan Had Heidi For Christmas?

Heidi was so happy to get a puppy from her then-boyfriend Jordan for Christmas, but where was this puppy going after Season 1? What happened when Jordan and his family reunited? The best case: that puppy now belongs to someone who loves it unconditionally. The puppy was given away to a random shelter as soon as Heidi and Jordan called it quits.

4.Why were they always at Les Deux, Specifically?

There may be limitations to its nondescript appearance, but Les Deux was The Spot in the early 2000s. Everyone who was someone went to Les Deux: Tabloid queens like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Nicole Richie were often seen stumbling out in the wee hours of the morning. Kim Kardashian even celebrated her 27th birthday at the club, with just about every member of the Kardashian Krew in attendance. How did a place with that kind of clientele let in a bunch

4.What Was Going On With Spencer & Audrina During Season 2?

Heidi was livid that Spencer was dating Audrina when she first started dating him in Season 2. Spencer gave Audrina flowers and even took her to Don Antonios, a Mexican restaurant that later became he and Heidi''s location. Was it just a (another) manufactured narrative?

6.Were There Other Interns At Teen Vogue?

Were the other interns just squibbling or was Lisa Love solely relying on Lauren and Whitney to complete all the grunt work? There''s also the fact that you usually leave a house for a summer rather than for several years, which can be confusing.

7.Why was Whitney still working in a closet with Lauren after she was promoted?

Whitney received a "promotion" and completely remained in the closet with Lauren. What was the difference between Whitney''s full-time employment and her internship? In 2016, Port addressed the problem and said, "I wasn''t ever really hired by Teen Vogue." It was all equally shocking to me.

8.Did Lauren & Heidi Share That Chanel Bag?

Jason gave Lauren a black Chanel bag for Christmas during Season 1 of 2016. Heidi carried the same bag around? Did Lauren just get the same one before her breakup? It is pleasing to remember that while Lauren and Heidi were still excellent friends, they were dumping designer goods back and forth.

9.Since when are they sending interns to Paris?

This iconic narrative, in which Lauren gets dubbed the girl who didnt go to Paris for a job opportunity, does not add up. It feels extremely unlikely Teen Vogue is spending thousands to send an intern over for an entire summer.

10.What makes Justin want to change his name to Bobby?

The reason Justin Bobby''s name has not been changed to Bobby, but Hills fans are glad that the double name did not happen; the pair''s on-again, off-again relationship was always a joy to watch play out. How might we ever forget that tragic scene in the hot tub?

11.Did Spencer lose his security deposit due to the Mural of the Hollywood Graffiti?

Heidi was not happy when she saw Spencer''s excellent work of art, and he commissioned a very strange graffiti piece that simply reads Hollywood to live permanently over their beige couch. Who can really blame her? It''s difficult to wonder how many coats of paint it took Heidi to put it in.

12.Why Did Lauren not mention him after she left the show?

Lauren was centered around her for five and a half seasons. But then abruptly, her reign ended. When was there any one that included her after Speidi''s wedding, why was she ever mentioned? Did those moments just get cut out, or did she break relationships with everyone else in the cast, too? What happened to her apartment she shared with Lo and Audrina?

13.How Did Heidi Get That Promotion Over Elodie?

Heidi was not a fan of doing work, but she went to school in hopes to make her party girl life a career. So it makes you wonder how, at 20, she got a big promotion at Bolthouse, versus Elodie, who appeared to be a professional.

14.Is Stephanie a Hamster & a Guinea Pig?

Stephanie told Lauren that she liked cuddling her hamster when she was stressed out. Lauren was confused, since she previously said she had a guinea pig. No, Stephanie. It, tragically, does not work like that. Hopefully, she learned the difference.

15.How Did Kristin and Stacie Make Close Friends?

Stacie Hall, aka Stacie the bartender, was initially portrayed as a "friend" of Spencer''s that Heidi didn''t desire him to hang out with. Finally, she was promoted to Kristin''s BFF. Did they all come to know each other after years of hanging out at Hollywood it-girl spots? It''s like a jovial producer interference.

16.Where Were Enzo''''s Parents?

What was Enzo all the time doing at Spencer and Heidis house? Why were Heidi throw him a birthday party? What was his parents? The birthday party was quite extravagant (it included an actual live elephant that Heidi and Enzo rode together) and really leave us with more questions than answers.

17.How Was Everyone So Rich?

One look at Lauren and Heidi''s apartment, and it''s evident that this is not the type of run-down makeshift one-bedroom that jobless 19-year-olds can afford. This was because everyone on the show wore designer while stoking in low-cost restaurants often. Chanel bags, Gucci sunglasses, and $300 jeans were among the performers who, again, barely had internships that they worked part-time. However, one must change their convictions to make no point.

18.How Real Was It?

This is the question that will keep Hills fans happy for the rest of their lives. What was exaggerated? What was contrived? Was any of it genuine, or will we ever know? How true to life will The Hills: Next Gen be?

We may not know the answers to these questions, but we can still revel in the show luster. "Eat your Pinkberry and enjoy life!" said Lo Bosworth once.

Marenah Dobin''s additional reporting

This article was initially published on June 24, 2019 at the time.

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