While Donald Trump''s most supporters were skeptical that he is grabbing women by the p*ssy, one might thinkor, at least, hope that even his most true-blue fans would want their MAGA hats on mothballs for a beating after discovering the former president''s fear of flying fruits.
transcripts from a Trump deposition in October 2021 were made public. In them, he defends telling a crowd of supporters in 2016 to strip the crap out of anyone they see getting ready to throw a tomatoan act we previously believed, but one Trump is totally familiar with, and sensitive. On Thursday night, Seth Meyers tried to share this development, along with quotes from the transcript, but had difficulty getting through the words out without breaking into hysterical chuckle.
After revealing a solitary impression on Trump''s abilities to cope with the situation, I decided to use some highly specialized fruit ninjas. I said, Lets do ninjas, because they have the fruit swords. But they said no.Meyers got to Trump''s already self-described part.
There''s an even greater part of the deposition where Trump claims, You get struck with fruit its very violent stuff. I was on alert for that I wanted people to be prepared because we were reminded that they were going to do fruit.
What do you mean do fruits? What do you mean when you were on alert? Is there a security system for fruits? Its like the threat level for the Homeland Security? Reds tomato, yellows for banana, and green is for avocado. You know what they say: If you get hit with an avocado, youre toast!
The whole segment above can be seen beginning around the 8:55 mark.