In her guest-starring role on 'Baby Shark's Big Show, Cardi B Invents A New Dance,' 'The Seaweed Sway.'

In her guest-starring role on 'Baby Shark's Big Show, Cardi B Invents A New Dance,' 'The Seaweed Swa ...

Originally said that, but now, thanks to Nickelodeon, at least one of Kulture's songs will be acceptable for her little ears. This Friday at noon, Cardi will be joined by fishy, finned, bright-pink versions of herself named Sharki B. The song, called "The Seaweed Sway," has been released, and this Friday, a clip of the song, in which Sharki B displays its accompanying "viral" dance alongside the show's title character.

Given the origins and ubiquity of the Baby Shark theme song, I'm sure there will be plenty of parents plowing relief at getting a break from the hypnotic tune that kids cannot seem to get enough of. On the other hand, the video is cute (look at Offshark!! ), and at least this is one song of her parents who won't mind them singing along.

Watch Cardi's ahem, Sharki B's new video for "The Seaweed Sway" above.

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