First things first: Are MAGA rappers a thing? Yep! Or at least MAGA rapper (singular). Kurt Jantz, a.k.a. Forgiato Blow, has dropped bars on a wide spectrum of Trumpian themes and heroes, including a remix of Paul Simon's "Call Me Al," (yes, it's "Call Me Kyle")
The track, titled "Matt Gaetz," identifies the controversial congressman, who is for ties to sexual trafficking, as "a Florida legend." Which is fair, as one might certainly refer to The Jersey Devil as "a New Jersey legend."
According to the song, Gaetz is "the chosen one, yeah; dedicated congressman Matt Gaetz demonstrate him love" and mocks "President Trump" as he sees it.
Check out Matt's moves!
Is there a visible lasso Gaetz to be used?
Although Gaetz isn't only a great guy who gets big props in the song, everyone's favorite orgy invitee gets a shout-out, it's the Florida legislator who is ready to pull the track to the test.
w this! Going to the top of the charts!
Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz)
According to Joel Valdez, a politician's spokesperson, "Congressman Gaetz is a huge fan of this future #1 hit, although he cannot claim credit for its conception, composition, or lyrics." Hmmmm... maybe he's not like Trump after all.